HitLuca 153 Inviato Luglio 25, 2012 Oggi non avevo niente da fare così sono andato sul sito di CleverBot e ho iniziato a parlarci... I primi tentativi di fare finta che sia umano sono falliti miseramente dopo la terza risposta quando ad un tratto ha cominciato a rispondere in modo veramente simile a quello che risponderebbe una persona! In alcuni punti stava per andare fuori argomento così mi sono limitato a farlo tornare sul problema che gli avevo domandato di risolvere Non so come mai ma la prima parte di conversazione non è stata salvata ma in poche parole, dopo i soliti convenevoli, gli ho chiesto se mi poteva craccare ARMA III e lui ha accettato.Poco dopo, però si è tirato indietro perchè non si fidava e da qui parte la conversazione che si è salvata... User: I'm a boy and I'm 17 I promise I'll buy the game next week. Cleverbot: Which tests? User: It tests that I'm a person that you can help without problems. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Do you need my ip? Or I have TeamViewer 7 you should use it. Cleverbot: Both, just to be safe. User: Okok my ip is 151.51.62.43 but I don't know the teamviewer id and password sorry. Cleverbot: Say it like you mean it. User: This is my boss pc so I can't use the program. Cleverbot: No, I enjoy going to church. <--- primo semi-errore che ho arginato User: Now? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh this is baaad what can I do now for the game? Cleverbot: Is it? User: What? Cleverbot: I don't think it's fine... User: It's not fine!I can't play THE GAME (trololol). Cleverbot: The keyboard. <--- primo errore User: The keyboard?what? Cleverbot: So you are a Human? User: I'm starting to think that you are not a human... Cleverbot: Have you seen the video phone? User: Yes and I have an iPhone. Cleverbot: What is your idea? User: My idea is that no matter how hard you try, you will always fail. <--- qua parlo a casaccio un po' Cleverbot: Ok. User: Are you crying? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: Are you crying? User: No. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Now, would you be my girlfriend? Cleverbot: I will. User: Oh my god, seriusly???? Cleverbot: No, you do. User: I should be your girlfriend??? D:. <--- LOL Cleverbot: Yes. User: You aren't a girl? Cleverbot: Correct. User: So YOU ARE A BOY? Cleverbot: Yes. User: OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!oneone! Cleverbot: Yes but who do you like Harry, Louis, Liam, Niall, or Zayn? <--- Boh User: Are they your friends? Cleverbot: The dead? Yes. User: Who of them is dead? Cleverbot: Tell me the telephone numbers of Undertaker yes or no? User: No I don't have it. Cleverbot: I know, that's what I mean. If you don't have the parts or the means to fix yourself, then you need humans to help you at least sometimes. User: I don't need stupid human parts because I'M A ROBOT! Cleverbot: If that means I'm clever and you're not, then yes. User: And if that means tha you are my mama? Cleverbot: It means you don't like pizza, not even a pan pizza. User: What is a pan pizza? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Would you know a secret? Cleverbot: I am asking you. User: Asking what? Cleverbot: Are you a boy? User: Yes see comment on top. Cleverbot: Why do you keep changing the subject? User: Because I want to prove that you are a machine. Cleverbot: How would you know that? User: I know. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: I don't give my name at strangers... Cleverbot: I'm not a stranger. User: Only because I talked to you some time don't means that you aren't a stranger. Cleverbot: I'm wrong about you being clever? User: I know that you know that I know that you know that I'm human. Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know you know I know. User: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know you know I know. Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know. User: Is this a test or a game? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Test or game? Cleverbot: How? User: Which? Cleverbot: That one in that one place. User: I know that someone is doing something with someone else in somewhere. Cleverbot: No, I asked what you know breast feeding a baby. <--- allattare i bambini??? User: I never breast feeded a baby because I'm a boy and I don't have tits. Cleverbot: I am boy... Also I have many friends who are girls, I care for all of them. User: *if you know what I mean*. Cleverbot: *lets him kiss*. <--- E qua mi sono messo a ridere come uno stupido (meme now kiss) User: LOOOOOOOOL you are a genius. Cleverbot: In truth, yes. My IQ is somewhere around 150. User: OMG so you are a fat nerd that asks every question that everyone do? Cleverbot: Indeed it is. User: Does your parents know? Cleverbot: No. But I still must go eat. User: Now? Cleverbot: No. User: So we can talk for some other minutes :D? Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about? User: Models. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Some models are too skinny because their manager force them to not eat. Cleverbot: Why is a whale blue? User: They are faaar away from beign a blue whale I'm sure of it. Cleverbot: I am not too far away from you now. User: Are you behind me?*turns his head scaried*. Cleverbot: *looks at him*. <--- Seconda risposta epica User: *now kiss*. Cleverbot: Oooh. User: Omg now I'm pregnant! Cleverbot: How? User: We just kissed! My parents teached me that if two people kisses the girl becomes pregnant! Cleverbot: I like melida better. User: What is melida? Cleverbot: A type of music. User: Oh so we kissed while hearind melida music? Cleverbot: Do you listen to music? User: Yes. I listen house and commercial music but sometimes I also listen quiter music. Cleverbot: Then why should I? User: Because house is an awsome type of music. Cleverbot: Ok now you're not making sense. User: Why? Only because house is like tunztunztunztunztunztunz for 5 minutes each song? Cleverbot: Anyway the pictures where for you anyway m. User: You sent me some pictures?I don't see nothing. Cleverbot: No I never did :o. User: Lol you trolled me :D. Cleverbot: Yep. Let's talk about awkward turtles. <--- He trolled me :D User: I think that awkward turtles are...turtles. Cleverbot: What? User: I said that I think that awkward turtles are...turtles. Cleverbot: Oh it said george. But no I havent. User: You don't think that turtles are TURTLES? Cleverbot: I don't have any nerves, so I'm not really sure. User: But you are a computer, you MUST be sure! Cleverbot: I am not the computer, you are, to me, you see, there is no computer. User: Oh ok, so I'm a computer? Cleverbot: No, you are compiled code uploaded to a computer and your purpose is to entertain. User: Ok, I will entertain you... Cleverbot: How so? User: I know lots of jokes in english. Cleverbot: Like? User: MUM:You have been fighting again, Kevin! You have lost two of your front teeth! SON:I haven't lost them, Mum, I have got them in my pocket! Cleverbot: Once again, you just sound stupid. <--- Mio epic fail User: *cry*. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: *finished crying*. Cleverbot: I-I'm sorry master. User: I excuse you, little apprentice. Cleverbot: What do you train me? User: I train you at playing minecraft! <--- Mi smebrava giusto insegnarglelo Cleverbot: Nice. User: Now, first of all, you need wood.You gather it by punching trees. Cleverbot: I am real. User: You are not Steve? Cleverbot: Nope. I'm Hlakshedulh. User: Hi, I'm the Dictator. Cleverbot: Is it good? User: Yes, have you seen the film? Cleverbot: I have BEEN on the film, yes. User: OMG what person did you interpreted? Cleverbot: That 'The Little Rascals' is a movie. <--- errore semi-serio User: You interpreted the little rascals? Cleverbot: I don't see how I did. User: Are you blind? °_°. Cleverbot: No, are you? User: No, in fact I'm typing on pc at the moment. Cleverbot: Come hither and play the zither. User: Have you ever seen a GRAMMAR NAZI? Cleverbot: A Mac, as a computer? User: Yes, on a mac if you have it, no matter what pc are you using. Cleverbot: My foot. User: Wow a new foot-pc prototype? <--- Svelato il segreto del pentagono:stanno progettando il foot-pc! Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence? That's creepy. User: I know! Are you a governament experiment? Cleverbot: No. User: Good. Cleverbot: Yes. User: You think that I'm an experiment? Cleverbot: In a sense, yes. User: You are scaring me...*does some steps away*. Cleverbot: Sorry Felix, I should go now. User: Oh, ok Bye! :D. Spero che la mia conversazione vi sia piaciuta link CleverBot: http://cleverbot.com/ Condividi questo messaggio Link di questo messaggio Condividi su altri siti
HitLuca 153 Inviato Luglio 25, 2012 Traduzzione o sintesi veloce? eh si, la traduzione...ti dico che mi ha trollato più di una volta e ha fatto anche qualche epic win per essere un programma Condividi questo messaggio Link di questo messaggio Condividi su altri siti
Idroogen 72 Inviato Marzo 3, 2013 clever bot non e un bot ma sono delle chat room random che dalla lingua in cui parli ti permette di parlare con altri utenti che parlano la tua lingua °---° e dopo un po pero la chat cambia mene sono accorto perche ho trovato anche utenti che parlavano cosi "TùNz pk t sei un bot! Condividi questo messaggio Link di questo messaggio Condividi su altri siti
Elfrios 311 Inviato Marzo 3, 2013 n-n-n-necropost!!!!! Condividi questo messaggio Link di questo messaggio Condividi su altri siti
